THE AVERAGE COST OF A DAY IN A NURSING HOME IS $192. YOU CAN GET A REALLY NICE ROOM AT THE HOLIDAY INN FOR $65. THAT LEAVES $123 FOR BEER,FOOD(ROOM SERVICE),LAUNDRY,ELVIS COLLECTIBLES,GRATUITIES AND CLOTHES. THEY HAVE A SWIMMING POOL,A WORKOUT ROOM,A LOUNGE,CABLE,INTERNET,FREE SOAP,SHAMPOO,CONDITIONER,TOOTHPASTE,IRON AND HAIR DRYER. THERE MAY BE A BIT OF A WAIT TO GET THAT FIRST FLOOR ROOM ,BUT HEY, THERE IS A WAITING LIST TO GET THAT HALF OF A ROOM AND HALF OF A CLOSET AT THE NURSING HOME. THERE IS A SENIOR BUS,THE HANDICAP BUS,A CHURCH VAN ,CABS AND IN SOME CITIES THE DUCK. YOU HAVE SECURITY AND IF SOMEONE SEES YOU DROP OVER I'M SURE THEY WOULD CALL THE AMBULANCE (IF YOU BREAK YOUR HIP,HOPEFULLY THE FAMILY WILL BE SMART ENOUGH TO SUE) WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? WITH AARP AND OTHER SENIOR DISCOUNTS,I COULD BE LIVING PRETTY NICELY!!
SO,WHEN I REACH THE GOLDEN AGE HELP ME KEEP MY GRIN; JUST CHECK MY RICKETY BODY INTO THE NEAREST HOLIDAY INN
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